"Nowadays, people can't even beat Super Mario Bros. without getting bored and having sex with my girlfriend. That's terror. Terror built into the system."

- Shigeru Miyamoto

You will lose your funnies. All of them.

A funnie by any other name is just as terrible.

Did you know? "self-induced chemical brainwashing" is a valid business model. Funnies.

Funnies Part 2.

But suddenly, a webcomic appeared on the Hambisk homepage without warning!

I know what you're about to say. Don't say it. I am not incompetent. My mom says I'm not incompetent.

What?! It was only a month?! Well, check out the new S.E.R.V.E.S. article covering Diadem of Maunstraut. S.E.R.V.E.S. aims to be a mix of classic text-form lets plays and advanced shilling. They'll be updated in segments as I learn more about the subject in question. I hope I don't give the impression that I love to hear myself talk, because I really, really do.

Added to the Stash. The Links page is no longer gibberish. If you're wondering what S.E.R.V.E.S. is, I don't know you'll soon see.

There is no such thing as good HTML. Stay tuned.