"Nowadays, people can't even beat Super Mario Bros. without getting bored and having sex with my girlfriend. That's terror. Terror built into the system."

- Shigeru Miyamoto

15/07/22
Fixed potemkinmon.txt

09/07/22
Something has been added. It is up to you to find it.

23/03/22
Fake update. Sorry. I noticed this page isn't viewable in the minimalistic Dillo browser because there's no DOCTYPE declaration. Retro MY ASS. It works now.

04/08/21
I'm gonna have to accept that SERVES isn't something I wanted to do. I'm removing it 'til we find out what the hell is going on! btw i've almost finished my next game its gonna be sweet

11/04/21
Eh. Not my thing.

10/04/21
Trying out Mastodon(deleted) and I gotta have a link back to verify the site is mine. Dunno if thats how it works elsewhere but it's nifty.

04/04/21
Taking sustenance from the teat of nature.

01/03/21
fun and not so fun

25/02/21
You will lose your funnies. All of them.

11/12/20
A funnie by any other name is just as terrible.

29/11/20
Did you know? "self-induced chemical brainwashing" is a valid business model. Funnies.

23/11/20
Funnies Part 2.

19/11/20
But suddenly, a webcomic appeared on the Hambisk homepage without warning!

14/09/20
I know what you're about to say. Don't say it. I am not incompetent. My mom says I'm not incompetent.

11/05/20
What?! It was only a month?! Well, check out the new S.E.R.V.E.S. article covering Diadem of Maunstraut. S.E.R.V.E.S. aims to be a mix of classic text-form lets plays and advanced shilling. They'll be updated in segments as I learn more about the subject in question. I hope I don't give the impression that I love to hear myself talk, because I really, really do.

13/04/20
Added to the Stash. The Links page is no longer gibberish. If you're wondering what S.E.R.V.E.S. is, I don't know you'll soon see.

04/04/20
There is no such thing as good HTML. Stay tuned.